One day while I was brushing my teeth. I wasn't actually brushing my teeth
but in fact I was rubbing my gums off. I rubbed off a few arteries and blood
sprayed everywhere quickly filling up my bathroom until I almost drowned. I got
the fire brigade over and they got a big ladder and saved me from my bloody
death. Then one of the firemen saved my toothbrush, he said it looked expensive
but then he accidentally touched some of the blood on it and he shouted HAIL
SATAN 666 and then he died. Thinking he just had a seizure I grabbed my
toothbrush and went to bed.
In the night the toothbrush short circuited and exploded killing my whole
family and electrocuting my dog. In the morning I woke up and I noticed there
was blood everywhere. I asked my mum- who had survived the explosion what
happened and she just said that some tomato sauce got spilled everywhere. Now
scared I walked into my basement following the blood until I found a huge
pentagram made out of toothpaste. In the middle was the toothbrush who was using
the vibrations of his bristles to communicate to a demon. He summoned Satan who
then said "It's a pleasure to meet you Bob. my name is Satan now just lend
yourself over and we can work this out". I then screamed and the
toothbrush then rubbed all of my skin off and I died.
Then I asked Satan what he was doing and he said "just advertising my
new soul sales". Then I woke up and drowned because I was actually
brushing my teeth but I actually drowned because my head was in the sink whilst
I was dreaming. Then Satan appeared again and was like "Oh, here's your
toothbrush" then I screamed and died because the toothbrush got sucked
into my throat and brushed my heart away. Then I woke up in bed and the
toothbrush came again and began brushing my teeth. The end but then the
toothbrush used too much toothpaste and I suffocated.